Scott Ventura (tfofurn) wrote in gtahaiku,
Scott Ventura
tfofurn
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Hot Coffee?

Clinton wants inquiry into 'Grand Theft' sex

Hillary Clinton
Complains about "hot coffee".
Think of the children!

ESRB M.
Rates "strong sexual content".
Now, even stronger!

Does she really think
Rockstar would slip sex in there,
needing just a patch?

Yes, there's an engine.
Yes, it's very flexible.
Do what, block all mods?

Tweaking console games
Sounds boring and difficult.
I'm much too lazy.

Kids play GTA
for the bitchin' violence.
Sex? Secondary.

Edited to add: Wil Wheaton's simple and elegant take
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